'Owning 7 Dildos in Texas' and 24 Other Victimless Crimes

RustyBuckler Published 08/10/2023 in wow

Some states and countries have the most ridiculous laws. They were written in a different time, but in today's terms, they are totally victimless and should be changed. Over at r/AskReddit they discussed some of the most absurd victimless crimes. Maybe leave your 7th dildo at home if you're traveling to Texas.

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I can take a seed at home, put rain water on it and expose it to sunlight, dry the flowers, bake them into a cake and make some THC edibles, and it doesn't even harm the air quality due to smoking. That's a crime. No money goes to criminal gangs, and I would risk losing my job and going to prison. u/MakeLoafNotWar
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Eating a magic mushroom you found in nature. u/ShankThatSnitch
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Sleeping in your car when you are too drunk and can't drive. u/SuvenPan
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Cutting off a tag from a mattress. u/beingjohnmalkontent
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Owning 7 dildos in Texas. I would pay to see the deliberation that led to the decision that owning 6 dildos is fine, but 7 is a crime. u/JukeboxCrowdPleaser
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Giving water to voters in lines in GA. u/metooeither
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TONS of blue laws. basically antiquated laws on the books that have to do with religion (mostly on sundays). In my state you can't buy alcohol on sunday before noon. And car dealers are not allowed to be open on sunday. Basically they are designed to not compete with church attending times like early morning. u/dirtymoney
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Jaywalking when there are no cars on the road. u/Cnnlgns
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Putting coins in someone else's parking meter. u/travel_sore
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Eating food out of someones garbage. u/vegtodestiny
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Emulating and/or pirating a game that is no longer available by any means. u/A_Mirabeau_702
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Setting up a lemonade stand without a vendor license. u/FamousMaximum6985
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Feeding the homeless in Texas. No victims but it is a crime. u/saanity
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assisting the suicide of a terminally ill person in unrelenting pain…in most jurisdictions in the world. u/Bat_cunt
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Clicking "I am 18 years old" on an adult website when you're 17. darkLordSantaClaus
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Two adults mutually agreeing to fight. Smyley12345
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In many nations, homosexuality. u/Shiro_no_Orpheus
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Picking up a bird feather found on the ground and keeping it. It's technically against the migratory bird laws. u/Fortunately_Met
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Saving migrants from drowning. u/sadferrarifan
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Picking up a penny on the sidewalk... believe it or not it's a crime. u/slayez06
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Owning a sword. u/Scooter_Ankles891
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Assuming you take care of them well and have the space for it, keeping farm animals in a residential neighborhood. Not illegal everywhere, but it certainly is in my city! u/Outside_Performer_66
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Your passenger drinking a beer while you're driving. u/InVultusSolis
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Being naked in your own yard. u/addeleijon
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Loitering. u/ferrocarrilusa

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I can take a seed at home, put rain water on it and expose it to sunlight, dry the flowers, bake them into a cake and make some THC edibles, and it doesn't even harm the air quality due to smoking. That's a crime. No money goes to criminal gangs, and I would risk losing my job and going to prison. u/MakeLoafNotWar
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Eating a magic mushroom you found in nature. u/ShankThatSnitch
3.
Sleeping in your car when you are too drunk and can't drive. u/SuvenPan
4.
Cutting off a tag from a mattress. u/beingjohnmalkontent
5.
Owning 7 dildos in Texas. I would pay to see the deliberation that led to the decision that owning 6 dildos is fine, but 7 is a crime. u/JukeboxCrowdPleaser
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Giving water to voters in lines in GA. u/metooeither
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TONS of blue laws. basically antiquated laws on the books that have to do with religion (mostly on sundays). In my state you can't buy alcohol on sunday before noon. And car dealers are not allowed to be open on sunday. Basically they are designed to not compete with church attending times like early morning. u/dirtymoney
8.
Jaywalking when there are no cars on the road. u/Cnnlgns
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Putting coins in someone else's parking meter. u/travel_sore
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Eating food out of someones garbage. u/vegtodestiny
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Emulating and/or pirating a game that is no longer available by any means. u/A_Mirabeau_702
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Setting up a lemonade stand without a vendor license. u/FamousMaximum6985
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Feeding the homeless in Texas. No victims but it is a crime. u/saanity
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assisting the suicide of a terminally ill person in unrelenting pain…in most jurisdictions in the world. u/Bat_cunt
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Clicking "I am 18 years old" on an adult website when you're 17. darkLordSantaClaus
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Two adults mutually agreeing to fight. Smyley12345
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In many nations, homosexuality. u/Shiro_no_Orpheus
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Picking up a bird feather found on the ground and keeping it. It's technically against the migratory bird laws. u/Fortunately_Met
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Saving migrants from drowning. u/sadferrarifan
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Picking up a penny on the sidewalk... believe it or not it's a crime. u/slayez06
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Owning a sword. u/Scooter_Ankles891
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Assuming you take care of them well and have the space for it, keeping farm animals in a residential neighborhood. Not illegal everywhere, but it certainly is in my city! u/Outside_Performer_66
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Your passenger drinking a beer while you're driving. u/InVultusSolis
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Being naked in your own yard. u/addeleijon
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Loitering. u/ferrocarrilusa

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2. Eating a magic mushroom you found in nature. u/ShankThatSnitch

3. Sleeping in your car when you are too drunk and can't drive. u/SuvenPan

4. Cutting off a tag from a mattress. u/beingjohnmalkontent

5. Owning 7 dildos in Texas. I would pay to see the deliberation that led to the decision that owning 6 dildos is fine, but 7 is a crime. u/JukeboxCrowdPleaser

6. Giving water to voters in lines in GA. u/metooeither

8. Jaywalking when there are no cars on the road. u/Cnnlgns

9. Putting coins in someone else's parking meter. u/travel_sore

10. Eating food out of someones garbage. u/vegtodestiny

11. Emulating and/or pirating a game that is no longer available by any means. u/A_Mirabeau_702

12. Setting up a lemonade stand without a vendor license. u/FamousMaximum6985

13. Feeding the homeless in Texas. No victims but it is a crime. u/saanity

14. assisting the suicide of a terminally ill person in unrelenting pain…in most jurisdictions in the world. u/Bat_cunt

15. Clicking "I am 18 years old" on an adult website when you're 17. darkLordSantaClaus

16. Two adults mutually agreeing to fight. Smyley12345

17. In many nations, homosexuality. u/Shiro_no_Orpheus

18. Picking up a bird feather found on the ground and keeping it. It's technically against the migratory bird laws. u/Fortunately_Met

19. Saving migrants from drowning. u/sadferrarifan

20. Picking up a penny on the sidewalk... believe it or not it's a crime. u/slayez06

21. Owning a sword. u/Scooter_Ankles891

22. Assuming you take care of them well and have the space for it, keeping farm animals in a residential neighborhood. Not illegal everywhere, but it certainly is in my city! u/Outside_Performer_66

23. Your passenger drinking a beer while you're driving. u/InVultusSolis

24. Being naked in your own yard. u/addeleijon

25. Loitering. u/ferrocarrilusa

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Eating a magic mushroom you found in nature. u/ShankThatSnitch

3.
Sleeping in your car when you are too drunk and can't drive. u/SuvenPan

4.
Cutting off a tag from a mattress. u/beingjohnmalkontent

5.
Owning 7 dildos in Texas. I would pay to see the deliberation that led to the decision that owning 6 dildos is fine, but 7 is a crime. u/JukeboxCrowdPleaser

6.
Giving water to voters in lines in GA. u/metooeither

8.
Jaywalking when there are no cars on the road. u/Cnnlgns

9.
Putting coins in someone else's parking meter. u/travel_sore

10.
Eating food out of someones garbage. u/vegtodestiny

11.
Emulating and/or pirating a game that is no longer available by any means. u/A_Mirabeau_702

12.
Setting up a lemonade stand without a vendor license. u/FamousMaximum6985

13.
Feeding the homeless in Texas. No victims but it is a crime. u/saanity

14.
assisting the suicide of a terminally ill person in unrelenting pain…in most jurisdictions in the world. u/Bat_cunt

15.
Clicking "I am 18 years old" on an adult website when you're 17. darkLordSantaClaus

16.
Two adults mutually agreeing to fight. Smyley12345

17.
In many nations, homosexuality. u/Shiro_no_Orpheus

18.
Picking up a bird feather found on the ground and keeping it. It's technically against the migratory bird laws. u/Fortunately_Met

19.
Saving migrants from drowning. u/sadferrarifan

20.
Picking up a penny on the sidewalk... believe it or not it's a crime. u/slayez06

21.
Owning a sword. u/Scooter_Ankles891

22.
Assuming you take care of them well and have the space for it, keeping farm animals in a residential neighborhood. Not illegal everywhere, but it certainly is in my city! u/Outside_Performer_66

23.
Your passenger drinking a beer while you're driving. u/InVultusSolis

24.
Being naked in your own yard. u/addeleijon

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Loitering. u/ferrocarrilusa